"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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