I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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