I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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