she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
