She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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