those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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