I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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