What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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