he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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