Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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