i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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