Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Your penis caused this!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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