I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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