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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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