I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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