apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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