do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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