that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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