If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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