plz talk dirty to me
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
im calling her cock vulture from now on
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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