Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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