She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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