so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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