I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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