How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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