Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she smelled like a LAN party
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
