Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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