Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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