You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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