I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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