We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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