who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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