"it" just moved
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
