While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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