Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I feel like a drive thru vagina
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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