Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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