I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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