You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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