so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I miss vodka workout Fridays
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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