During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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