i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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