It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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