How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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