After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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