And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
she smelled like a LAN party
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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