Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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