There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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