Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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