just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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