sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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