They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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