So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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