Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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