so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
