I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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