Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Someone shattered a urinal.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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