You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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