I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
