hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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